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Timely Manor

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The Contessa's dream:

...And someday, I shall have a grand mansion where we all can meet, and I will call it "Timely Manor."

Timely: occurring at a suitable or opportune time; well-timed

Manor: the main house on an estate; a mansion

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy "Singleness Awareness" Day

Matt Groening on Love and Romance:

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

And, my favorite:

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

4 Comments:

At 2/24/2007 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't agree more honey. Couldn't agree more.

xoxox

Dan

 
At 2/26/2007 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh no! Not the ice weasels!! It all makes sense now...

 
At 2/28/2007 10:03 PM, Blogger The Contessa said...

Yup. (But I'm not bitter.) ;-]

 
At 4/17/2007 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the ice weasels are coming for me...help!!!
love, angel
ack! house is on -- must shove off! tootle-loo

 

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