Happy "Singleness Awareness" Day
Matt Groening on Love and Romance:
Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
And, my favorite:
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
4 Comments:
Couldn't agree more honey. Couldn't agree more.
xoxox
Dan
oh no! Not the ice weasels!! It all makes sense now...
Yup. (But I'm not bitter.) ;-]
the ice weasels are coming for me...help!!!
love, angel
ack! house is on -- must shove off! tootle-loo
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