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Timely Manor

Welcome to my virtual salon. Please, come in and do stay awhile.

The Contessa's dream:

...And someday, I shall have a grand mansion where we all can meet, and I will call it "Timely Manor."

Timely: occurring at a suitable or opportune time; well-timed

Manor: the main house on an estate; a mansion

Friday, July 28, 2006

I Heart Trivia, Part I

IN CASE YOU ARE EVER ON A QUIZ SHOW

1. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

2. A snail can sleep for three years.

3. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

4. Butterflies taste with their feet.

5. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
(I always knew cats were superior to dogs.)

6. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

7. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

8. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

9. Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.

10. No word in the English language rhymes with month.

11. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

12. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump.'

13. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand, lollipop with your right.
(Unless you type the way I do.)

14. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
(And I thought SUV's were bad!)

15. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

16. The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

17. "Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

18. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

19. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.
(Seems like an awful waste of time, doesn't it?)

20. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10.

21. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

22. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

23. There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.

24. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: abstemious and facetious.

25. There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: indivisibility.

26. The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
(Really?? I'm gonna have to check that one out.)

27. Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?
That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life.

28. A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein

29. A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

30. Pinocchio is Italian for pine eye.

31. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.
(But you already knew that, didn't you?)

32. The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating is uncopyrightable.

33. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
(Who knew?)

34. It's impossible to lick your elbow.

35. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

36. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

37. Rats and horses can't vomit.

38. The sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it!

39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
(Yecch!)

40. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

42. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
(Hmm, makes you think twice about internet dating, doesn't it?)

43. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.
(Weird.)

44. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

45. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
(Eww!)

46. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

47. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

48. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.



Okay, honestly, did you try to lick your elbow?

2 Comments:

At 7/29/2006 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re #37. I wish I could add cats to that list. In the last 2 days, one of mine has coughed up 3 hairballs!

 
At 8/01/2006 12:49 PM, Blogger The Contessa said...

Keeper,
Give my love to the principesse. Perhaps I'll see them this weekend. Oh, and I still have apples for you. (Is that pie I smell?) See you soon. :]

 

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